tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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(via sorry)

nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

(via lluviosa-a)

ladyj-missblunt:

joints for the teenage soul

(via dusty-mambo)

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

(via trust)

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(via ijholmes)

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

(via trust)

nue:

fun game, don’t say any of these words when ur talking online & see how long u last:

  • wow
  • lol
  • haha
  • lmao
  • tru
  • tbh
  • tho
  • like
  • omg
  • omfg
  • fuck
  • shit
  • wtf

(via pizza)

(via incumtax)

tastefullyoffensive:

Such justice. [x]
al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

(via lluviosa-a)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via lluviosa-a)