Pebbelsz.

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

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couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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danksunshine:

s-v-g:

Who is this….FUCK

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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ssteampunkachu:

shockabsorbant:

nossidami:

This is a real dinosaur foot.

It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild.

tHIS IS REALLY COOL OK

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

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mint-bliss:

kikisydney:

Italian homework

Wish I got homework like this

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“Every man, needs a woman in his life when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of Chess, The Queen protects the King.”

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2pactopus:

Movie was hilarious

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expresses:

In the years 1965 - 1967, Disneyland employed women dressed as mermaids to inhabit the lagoon for the Submarine Voyage ride. If you were lucky, you could glimpse them swimming through the portholes of the submarine as you were submerged underwater.

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